The world is Brodie's.
Robinhood has put exactly one dog's name on the record. This is him. Scroll to fly through a decade of lore โ from a 2016 support tweet to a coin the internet built for him.
The only dog Robinhood ever named
August 8, 2016, 9:19 AM. Someone asks Robinhood's support account about cats. @AskRobinhood replies: no real-life cats here, but check out our office dog, Brodie โ with a photo of the scruffiest employee in the building.
Ten years before anyone thought to make it a coin, the story was already on the record. Receipt's floating right there.
Ten years in the archive. One tweet to bring him back.
@MEADGod, founder of @ponsdotfamily, pulls the reply out of the vault and calls it: Robinhood ships nonstop chain slop, but the one asset actually worth sending to a gorillion is the dog.
Robinhood named him. The internet adopted him. That's the whole myth arc in two steps.
Brodie in his natural habitat
Keep flying. The archive spirals around you โ every era of Brodie, from the Hood-Eats bloat to the diamond-paw flex, the bat-signal, the box of rainbows and the sun itself.
ALL / IN
doesn't mean it's not happening.
Population: everyone still holding.
Vibe rating: 69.
Not a gorillion.
A Brodillion.
Robinhood named him. The internet adopted him. $BRODIE is what happens next โ no pets on the app, but there's always been a dog on the chain.