In 2016, Robinhood's own support account named their office dog Brodie. It's the only dog they've ever put on record. A decade later, the internet found the tweet — and adopted him.
Robinhood has put exactly one dog's name on the record. Twice. This is that story — written a decade before anyone thought to make it a coin.
@AskRobinhood, Robinhood's support account, is in the mentions doing what support accounts do. Someone asks about pets on the app. The answer: no pets — but here's our office dog, Brodie. Same answer, twice, to two different people.
A decade later, @MEADGod pulls the tweet back out of the archive: Robinhood ships nonstop chain slop, but the one asset actually worth sending "to a gorillion" is the dog. The myth is reborn.
Robinhood named him. The internet adopted him. Brodie bites when hungry, or when the timeline turns bearish — otherwise he's just trying to push his rock up the hill like the rest of us.
"Robinhood ships nonstop chain slop, but the one asset actually worth sending to a gorillion is the dog."— @MEADGod, founder of @ponsdotfamily, July 2026
He's got two sides, he's all in, and he definitely doesn't need a fourth Hood-Eats order.
$BRODIE is what happens next. No pets on the app — but there's always been a dog on the blockchain.
